Because, you know, we have one. Aside from the whole "live a good life, be a good person, try to die old" thing, I mean.
... gay names? We're supposed to have a gay name? Well, why on earth didn't anyone tell me? I know it was never discussed at the union meetings. (Patrice isn't a gay name? I wonder how that worked out. I mean, it's the sort of name that would get you teased to death as a kid; how did that not make it into the Official List of Gay Names handbook that must be going around somewhere?)
... "brothers and sisters of the chocolate and latte hues"?
... "free lifetime gym pass"? Once again, clearly, my union representative has been lying down on the job. (Not that I would use it. But still. It's the principle!)
But, you know, it is nice to have all those questions answered, isn't it?
Posted by iain at June 18, 2003 05:04 PM
