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volunteerism in japan

December 23, 2002

MDN: WaiWai | Sex Volunteer Corps needs YOU!: Volunteerism underwent something of a boom in Japan in the years following the Great Hanshin Earthquake, subsided as times grew tougher toward the end of the century, but has now returned with a boom boom. Sex Volunteer Corps members actively give their time and money to pursue relationships with women in sexless marriages so they can repair their damaged self-esteem.

My goodness. Just imagine how many volunteers AmeriCorps might have if this were part of its brief.

Of course, given the sex-hostility of the current administration -- abstinence, toujours abstinence, forever and always, even if 99% of all people ignore the concept completely -- they'd never have allowed any such thing. And even Clinton might have found it politically rather difficult to justify.

Still, if they'd had sex volunteer corps, imagine how he could have prevented the mess of his last two years in office. Instead of going for interns, he could have just called up for an AmeriSexCorps volunteer! Right out there in the open! (Well, OK, not out in the open, we don't need an exhibitionist-in-chief, after all, but you know what I mean.) All aboveboard and everything. And what civic minded young person wouldn't mind servicing the Presidential Organ? especially if that's what they were supposed to be doing, generally speaking, in the first place.

Posted by iain at December 23, 2002 09:18 PM

 

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Married to a Japanese woman who lost her sex drive along with her wedding cake. Sexless marriages are a real problem in Japan.

Anyone know contact numbers for the above organization?

Posted by at January 11, 2003 12:07 AM

Married to a Japanese woman who lost her sex drive along with her wedding cake. Sexless marriages are a real problem in Japan.

Anyone know contact numbers for the above organization?

Posted by at January 11, 2003 12:07 AM


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